Air Bud

No, not a remake. This is a film (soon to be fast-tracked by Disney) about a Golden Retreiver that earns a pilot’s license and flies planes.

Air Traffic Controller: How has the flight been so far?
Air Bud: Ruff!

In the climax, Air Bud flies a ninja-ridden Air Force One through turbulence, which is carrying President Michael Bay and Vice President Will Smith (who team up to defeat the ninjas to the theme from Rocky).

After successfully landing the plane, Michael Bay says: “Thanks Air Bud, President of the United States Michael Bay thinks you are an American hero. President of the United States Michael Bay thinks America wants a sequel. Here’s President of the United States Michael Bay’s former agent’s number, maybe you too work something out. Chk! Chk! Or, in canine: Ruff! Ruff!”